Monday, April 17, 2006

Why?

I got my bike fixed today. After Wolverine decided to do some stunts with it. I found it in a mangled pile in the garage and immeadiately knew it was him. He's the only person who ever takes the thing anywhere. Why is it always my things he takes? I bet if I had a wife, he'd want her too.

But what's up with that anyways? I mean come on. He can get his own stuff. Why does he always have to take mine? I'll get him one day though. When he's not looking. I'll sneak up on him or something. Poison hi- wait. Poisons don't work. Maybe I can hire Mystique to kill him or something. Yeah.... I think I'll do that.

20 Comments:

At 6:57 PM, Blogger Professor Xavier said...

It's probably just Logan's way of reaching out. He's rather introverted so it's hard for him to express himself. By taking your things, he's really saying something else. Either that he likes you and really wants to be friends, or he hates you, wants you to die and wants all your stuff.

 
At 7:48 PM, Blogger Wolverine said...

Why would I want your crummy bike bub? I have one of my own.Please semd mystique to kill me She's inta me anyway. So you'd be paying for me to have date.

 
At 9:48 PM, Blogger Scott Summers said...

I'm gonna go with the latter on that Professor. I think I'd malfunction if Logan wanted to be my friend.

And it's be the only way you got one, Wolverine.

 
At 3:28 AM, Blogger Vegeta said...

Hahahahahahahaha! Poor datelss Logan

 
At 6:49 AM, Blogger Wolverine said...

I wouldn't talk Cyke. Your the one always hangin' around the mansion eatin' Ben n' jerry's on Saturday night, and Cryin'. the studnets made a tape, and copies have been sent ta the Avengers, the FF, The Defenders, Even the New Warriors.

 
At 7:02 AM, Blogger SHI said...

opps that was your bike... well as you read in my blog I thought it was his....

opps

 
At 8:34 AM, Blogger big joe said...

I seen that tape you got problems Summers

 
At 4:23 PM, Blogger Professor Xavier said...

I actually found that tape on freevideoblog.com. It looks like the whole world is going to see that tape now. Ah well.

 
At 9:06 PM, Blogger Scott Summers said...

I hate you all... *wibble*

 
At 7:11 PM, Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Wow, I'm feeling the love over here. And it's ok Scott, everyone has a Saturday where they stay in and eat ice cream and watch bad movies. Just as long as it doesn't become a habit. Too much ice cream will cause you to lose your lovely figure. And honestly, there really aren't many thing worse than an over wieght super hero trying to squeeze into a spandez outfit that's a bit too snug for him.

 
At 5:07 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I think he likes you *giggle*

 
At 10:09 PM, Blogger Scott Summers said...

....I'm not fat!

 
At 9:26 AM, Blogger Private Hudson said...

Don't worry, Cyclops, I understand you're pain. They're all just a big bunch of meanies!

 
At 5:06 PM, Blogger Magneto said...

Well, not as fat as the Blob anyway.

 
At 12:24 AM, Blogger Vegeta said...

ha! somethings never change Logan's still a hairy smelly freak. and Scott's still womanly Ah to be myself again.

 
At 12:33 PM, Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Dear sir

Do grow a pair.


Dr.Polaris rules.

 
At 7:17 AM, Blogger SHI said...

perhaps you should drink less

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger Kate said...

I just stumbled on your blog. Too funny! I love Cyclops. Please tell me you'll keep posting. Cause, you know...

 
At 5:46 AM, Blogger Jean Grey said...

OMIGOSH. who are you kidding? Scott is like... only 13 years old!

 
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